What can be more upsetting than someone standing you up. Allow enlightenment:
1. You plan a day
2. Excitement fills the air
3. You talk about it
4. He talks about it
5. The day comes. Finally
6. You receive a text. From him.
7. More excitement
8. It essentially says he can't come
9. You try to understand
10. You tell him you do
11. You really don't
12. You mope around the rest of the day
13. You feel like shit
14. Now multiply this by endless occurrences
Yea it sucks to be stood up by someone. It's probably on the top list of "Suckful Things that Can Happen to You". But it sucks more knowing it's your boyfriend. Now THAT's probably third on the list of "Suckful Things that Can Happen to You... By Your Boyfriend" right after "#1: He Murders You" and "#2: He cheats on You".
So what do you do? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. What can you do? Whip him? Throw him in jail? Tar and feather him? Yea right. You can't do anything. You just bite your tongue. And move on. Then pretty soon, you build up all this anger and wrath-all these emotions you have just stuffed up inside a party popper. In enough time, he pulls the trigger and you pop on him. Then you have all permission to murder him. Happy ending? I think yes.
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