Dear Mauro,
You're sweet an all, but I think I'm just going to call you to tell you that I'm currently in a relationship. It was very sweet of you to flatter me like such, but I've already got my hands on an amazing Japanese hunk. An Italian would have been fun to go on a date with, but I think I like them Japanese more. Sorry, dear.
On the other hand, I do have a couple friends who would sure like for you to give them your number. How about you give them a shot? I mean, not many girls get to say they went on a date with an Italian straight from Italy, right?
Yours truly,
Bellissima
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